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Animal Quotes 11 of 12
"The sloth lives his life upside down. He is perfectly comfortable that way. If the blood rushes to his head, nothing happens because there is nothing to work on."
"God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant, and the cat. He has no real style. He just keeps on trying other things."
"And God took a handful of southernly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse."
"Women are like elephants to me; they're nice to look at but I wouldn't want
to own one."
"I believe in God, only I spell it Nature."
"It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge a
elephant, but we can't
dodge a fly."
"It is better to fall among crows than flatterers; for those devour only the
dead -- these the
"The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup."
"I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers
more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?"
"I am the cat that walks alone." -- William Maxwell Beaverbrook
"Aerodynamically the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumble bee
know it, so it goes on flying anyway."
"Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and
authors for the same reasons."
"Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs."
"The mice which helplessly find themselves between the cats teeth acquire no
from their enforced sacrifice."
"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher
state of evolution
is that he has got his laugh on the right end."
"I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love.
For me they
are the role model for being alive."
"All is fish that comes to the literary net. Goethe puts his joys and
sorrows into poems, I
turn my adventures into bread and butter."
"Fish and visitors smell in three days."
"The hunter for aphorisms on human nature has to fish in muddy water, and he
condemned to find much of his own mind."
"Did St Francis preach to the birds? Whatever for? If he really liked birds
he would have done better to preach to the cats."
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."
"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement."
"Writing a book is like washing an elephant: there's no good place to begin or end, and it's hard to keep track of what you've already covered."
"When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for my cat."
"A man walking across a field encountered a tiger.
"When you are getting on in years (but not ill, of course), you get very sleepy at times, and the hours seem to pass like lazy cattle moving across a landscape."
"Man wishes woman to be peaceable, but in fact she is essentially warlike, like the cat."
"Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?"
"Women do not like timid men. Cats do not like prudent rats."
"It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice."
"How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg."
"Elizabeth's back at the red cross, and I'm walking the dog."
"I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time."
"It freshens your breath and helps prevent tartar."
"If you cannot catch a Bird of Paradise, better take a wet hen."
"I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle."
"Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly."
"One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives."
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well."
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
"One can't complain. I have friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday."
"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
"The bluebird carries the sky on his back."
"I only ask to be free. The butterflies are free."
"And what is the Scientific Community doing about these problems, young people? THEY'RE CLONING SHEEP. Great! Just what we need! Sheep that look MORE ALIKE than they already do! Thanks a lot, Scientific Community!"
"After Wizard of Oz I was typecast as a lion and there just aren't that many roles for lions in Hollywood."
"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead."
"One day I was walking through the jungle and I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know."
"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant."
"Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer."
"I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance -- a sharp, vindictive glance."
"Don't bite the hand that lays the golden egg."
"Horses just naturally have mohawk haircuts."
"Don't put all your chickens in one basket."
"Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat."
"Barking dogs don't bite people they don't know."
"One by-product of raising cattle is calves."
"A traveler must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue like the tail of a dog to flatter all, the mouth of a hog to eat what is set before him, the ear of a merchant to hear all and say nothing."
"Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain, ambitious men still climb and climb, with great labor, and incessant anxiety, but never reach the top."
"How do you know I am mad?" said Alice
"How's it going Mr. Peterson?" -- Woody
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